Funny Childhood Memories

January 30, 2026

Before I even start, I will say I was not the brightest...and I'm probably not still. Let's get right in.

Milk Incident

So there was this time where I was only drinking soda and juice, so I wanted to try drinking something better instead. I poured the milk into a coffee cup and went to my mom's room while she was sleeping.

Here was how the interaction went:

• 8 year old me walking in
• "hey look mom I'm drinking healthyyy!"
• *PPPFFFFFFFFT*
• *realized the milk is bad and dumps it in the sink*

Now I don't know how old that milk jug was but it was definitely past it's prime. I can only imagine what my mom thought when there was a wet milk spot on her bed.

Play-Doh Incident

When we lived at my grandma's house, they often got me toys and to-go breakfast from a local mexican restaurant. I finished my taco and had some lemonade but then, I saw the Play-Doh. Horrific mistake incoming.

I had bitten a green chunk off and it was undescribably weird. Some people say it tastes like salt but it didn't to me. Immediately after I realized it was a mistake so I spat it out and drank some lemonade to wash it down.

Potato Head Incident

This one is so hilarious I can't stop laughing even when I just think about it. So there was this Mr. Potato Head toy and I thought "imagine if I put this under mom's tire and she goes to drive".

So there was this naked/limbless Potato Head beneath this big car's back left tire.

Probably not even 4 hours later, we need to get in the car to go pick up my older brother. Here was that interaction:

• "we gotta go pick up your brother!"
• *gets in the car*
• *she reverses and plastic can be heard cracking*
• "what is that?"
• *i start laughing like i am right now just thinking about it*
• "why are you laughing?"

Then we went on our way. I still haven't told her what it was because I can't not laugh whenever I tell this story, and I doubt she even remembers it like I do.

Honorable Mentions

I should mention some other funny memories of me.

• In 2016, I made an 'annoying orange lava lamp' video that was posted onto YouTube and had this song playing with a recording of my cousin's lava lamp. It was recorded and uploaded on an iPad.
• Also in 2016, I had a YouTube video that I don't remember what it was about, all I know is that some random guy started arguing in the comments and I replied back. My cousin saw that the video had comments on it and wanted to read them but I didn't want him to see it. Same cousin and iPad.
• In early 2025, I bought a MigFlash cartridge from a sketchy online store and ruined my console's cartridge slot because of it. It probably would've worked...if I just inserted it right. See, I put the cartridge in with the label facing the back of the console because I thought it would be consistent with the Nintendo 3DS and DSi. And wow, was I met with a stuck cartridge. Worst part is that I have a video of this.

By the way, I'm glad that scammer's store got taken down. They said they were gonna get me a replacement if I returned it but never did.

But anyway, thanks for reading just some of the stories of me being silly, and thanks for reading the blogs.