2026

Debit Where Its Due "I feel a weird need to break useless things but I take pictures of them before destruction just to 'preserve' them, I guess" June 26

Fandom and More "And I bet that making a little statement for every reputation puritan's outrage will get on your nerves quickly." May 22

A Sweet Thought Draft • April 13

Some Favorite Logos "I guess it is time to see what all the wonderful brands have to show!" April 10

Funny Childhood Memories "So there was this Mr. Potato Head toy and I thought 'imagine if I put this under mom's tire and she goes to drive'." January 30

2025

Performative Anti-Piracy Draft • November 30

Customer Support "you don't have a router, you have Internet" June 28

Droid Pack Origins Draft • April 17

Gift Card Incidents "Loophole time again! Ironically Vanilla can't pay for things on Amazon but it can be added to the Amazon Wallet which was useful for Dead Zebra." March 25

Side Effects of SaidIt Draft • February 6

Plankton's Robotic Revenge Review: No "I cheese'd through a lot of it with a special tartar sauce gun that locked on to enemies." February 6

Early Days "one time in my grandma's house I accidentally dropped the phone when it was at 100%, rebooted it, and saw that it went back to 20%." January 27

Cheapo Phones "the Internet Explorer app loaded worse than a console browser." January 24

My Teachers "he suddenly retired because someone sent an email about how he treated a certain student, to this day I wonder who that was." January 11

2024

Memey "Have a dank new year." December 31

Minecraft Trolling Days "Gamertags, accounts, trolling, it's like foreshadowing" December 28

PC Simulator 'magic carpet' trick "Items do not fall when being held." December 23

Phone Games Draft • December 20

PlushTuber Apocalypse: SuperMarioLogan Draft • December 17

PlushTuber Apocalypse: AnimeBroMii "Here is a bonus blog now that the AnimeBroMii blog is finished, I'll go on the myriad of Logan." December 17

Wii ROMs "This document will give you download links and essentials." November 20

Dogeminer: Need More Coins! "...I now have 1,000,000,000,000." November 20

Discord Shenanigans "You don't think so? You're right." November 15

MatsuMemories "one time when I was waiting for the school bus I was playing a ROM hack." November 3

Getting the website ready "After fiddling with CSS," November 2

Old Times "but I am embarrassed that I never got to delete it." September 28

Tux Nightmares "Fast forward way into 2024, I have found a few issues with Fedora." September 21

The Memecord Moment "I had so many alts, pretending to be so many people." August 9

The Wii Shop Experience "and a disappointment for everyone." August 8

Consoles "One of those especially being the Wii" August 2

So...Blogger? "during 2021, the year of me being on every single social network" August 1

Social Media Draft • May 23

2021

Yamae Book "Beware, I was whiny." Collection • May 29

2020

Big McThankies "I have never looked into his other projects, Only Big McThankies which was really old" November 7

Streisand Enderman "Apparently when the Enderman.ch website got reported [...]" October 16

Google Play Music Store shutdown "This doesn't effect me" October 6

Me and the Internet This was an essay documenting how I got into YouTube.
Lost • Early 2020